This strip is not meant to suggest that I don’t love my newly purchased iPhone. On the contrary, I love it so enthusiastically, I would place it on the pillow next to mine and spoon it at night if I didn’t fear its cancer-causing electromagnetic radiation irradiating my brain while I slept. It’s just that, like the Wii and other hard-to-get electronics before it, once the weeks of planning and waiting have paid off and I obtain the thing, its allure drops off dramatically.