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	<title>JEFBOT Webcomic : Updates Every Tuesday and Friday</title>
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	<description>All Dysfunctions Normal</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>JEFBOT.158_Always On My Mind</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/07/03/jefbot158_always-on-my-mind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shootzee</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/07/03/jefbot158_always-on-my-mind/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-07-03-alwaysonmymind.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Although Fig, C-shel and Z exist in the real world, to say whether or not they exist in jefbot&#8217;s world or really are just figments of his imagination would be too easy.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/07/03/jefbot158_always-on-my-mind/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-07-03-alwaysonmymind.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Although Fig, C-shel and Z exist in the <em>real</em> world, to say whether or not they exist in <em>jefbot&#8217;s</em> world or really are just figments of his imagination would be too easy.</p>
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		<title>FREE JEFBOT.Gamer Wallpaper!</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/07/02/free-wallpaper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shootzee</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been meaning to put out a JEFbot wallpaper for several months now and due to a couple requests and some nice comments about JEFBOT.157 from some of you gamers out there, I finally put one together and made it available for download below! If you need a different resolution, just shoot me an email [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been meaning to put out a JEFbot wallpaper for several months now and due to a couple requests and some nice comments about <a title="JEFBOT.157_Social Distortion" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/30/jefbot157_social-distortion/" target="_blank">JEFBOT.157</a> from some of you gamers out there, I finally put one together and made it available for download below! If you need a different resolution, just shoot me an email or leave a comment with the size you&#8217;d like. I&#8217;m also thinking a BOTton with this image would be a good idea, so let me know if you think so too, and i&#8217;ll make it happen.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" title="JEFBOT.Gamer wallpaper" src="/extras/wallpaper/01_jefbot_gamer_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" width="475" height="297" /></p>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #008000;">JEFBOT.Gamer</span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">•</span> <a title="1920x1200 wallpaper" href="/extras/wallpaper/01_jefbot_gamer_1920x1200.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff;">1920&#215;1200</span></a><br />
<span style="color: #008000;"> •</span> <a title="1680x1050 wallpaper" href="/extras/wallpaper/01_jefbot_gamer_1680x1050.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff;">1680&#215;1050</span></a><br />
<span style="color: #008000;"> •</span> <a title="1024x768 wallpaper" href="/extras/wallpaper/01_jefbot_gamer_1024x768.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff;">1024&#215;768</span></a><br />
<span style="color: #008000;"> •</span> <a title="iphone wallpaper" href="/extras/wallpaper/01_jefbot_gamer_iphone.jpg" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff;">iPhone (320&#215;480)</span></a></p>
<p>To slap this wallpaper on your monitor, just left click on a link above, then right click on the image and save it to a folder. After that, right click on the image in the folder and select &#8220;Set as Background&#8221; if you have a PC, or right click on your desktop and select &#8220;Change Desktop Background,&#8221; then navigate to the image and select it, if you&#8217;re running a Mac.</p>
<p>If you have an iPhone, just navigate to this page using Safari on your phone, click on the <a title="iphone wallpaper" href="/extras/wallpaper/01_jefbot_gamer_iphone.jpg" target="_blank">iPhone (320&#215;480)</a> link above, then hold your finger down on the image and select &#8220;Save Image&#8221; when that option comes up. Go back to the main menu and select &#8220;Settings,&#8221; then &#8220;Wallpaper&#8221; and finally select it from your Camera Roll. Voila! Now you can share in jefbot&#8217;s gaming rage every time you use your iPhone!</p>
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		<title>JEFBOT.157_Social Distortion</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/30/jefbot157_social-distortion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shootzee</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/30/jefbot157_social-distortion/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-06-30-socialdistortion.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>I&#8217;m a very social antisocial being.
LAST DAY FOR CONTEST ENTRY AND FREE SHIPPING ON TEES!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/30/jefbot157_social-distortion/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-06-30-socialdistortion.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>I&#8217;m a very social antisocial being.</p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">LAST DAY FOR CONTEST ENTRY AND FREE SHIPPING ON TEES!</span></span><span style="text-decoration: line-through;"><br />
</span> <span id="cw"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Free Anniversary BOTton Contest: </span></span><a title="BOTton contest details" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/11/strip-150-celebration-botton-giveaway/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">CLICK HERE</span></a><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">.<br />
Free shipping (US/Canada) + Free BOTton with purchase of any JEFbot tee: </span><a title="the botSHOP" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/thebotshop.htm" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">CLICK HERE</span></a><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">.</span></p>
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		<title>JEFBOT.156_Now and Then</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/26/jefbot156_now-and-then/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/26/jefbot156_now-and-then/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shootzee</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Webcomic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/26/jefbot156_now-and-then/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-06-26-nowandthen.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Hey all, I&#8217;m on vacation in Northern California until Sunday, so forgive any lateness in replying to comments or tweets this week. Also, today&#8217;s strip is the epilogue for the Abraxas vs. Musashi storyline, which means I&#8217;ll be starting a new arc next Tuesday. Hope you&#8217;re here for it!
CONTINUITY ALERT! Longtime JEFbot readers may remember that the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/26/jefbot156_now-and-then/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-06-26-nowandthen.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Hey all, I&#8217;m on vacation in Northern California until Sunday, so forgive any lateness in replying to comments or <a title="twitter feed" href="http://www.twitter.com/jefbot" target="_blank">tweets</a> this week. Also, today&#8217;s strip is the epilogue for the Abraxas vs. Musashi storyline, which means I&#8217;ll be starting a new arc next Tuesday. Hope you&#8217;re here for it!</p>
<p><span style="color: #800000;">CONTINUITY ALERT!</span> Longtime JEFbot readers may remember that the &#8220;Wii Fit&#8221; video of the Cornfather that jefbot mentioned in today&#8217;s strip was a reference to <a title="JEFBOT.94" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/14/jefbot94_what-a-feeling/" target="_blank">JEFBOT.94_What a Feeling</a>. Go back about 60 strips and check it out!</p>
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You only have until </span><em><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">next Tuesday</span></em><span style="text-decoration: line-through;"> to leave a comment on this or any other June strip or blog post to enter the drawing for a free BOTton! </span><a title="BOTton contest details" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/11/strip-150-celebration-botton-giveaway/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Details here</span></a><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">. Free shipping (US/Canada) + Free BOTton with the purchase of any JEFbot tee expires at the end of the month, too! Check that deal out </span><a title="the botSHOP" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/thebotshop.htm" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">here</span></a><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">.</span></p>
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		<title>JEFBOT.155_Rude Awakenings</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/23/jefbot155_rude-awakenings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/23/jefbot155_rude-awakenings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shootzee</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/23/jefbot155_rude-awakenings/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-06-23-rudeawakenings.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>This one is for all you readers demanding blood and revenge after last week&#8217;s strip. Actually, many of you have been demanding retaliation (on humans and animals alike) since this storyline began!
WIN A FREE BOTTON!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/23/jefbot155_rude-awakenings/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-06-23-rudeawakenings.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>This one is for all you readers demanding blood and revenge after <a title="JEFBOT.154_Human Nature" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/19/jefbot154_human-nature/">last week&#8217;s strip</a>. Actually, many of you have been demanding retaliation (on humans and animals alike) since <a title="JEBOT.151_Changing Courses" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/09/jefbot151_changing-courses/" target="_blank">this storyline began</a>!</p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">WIN A FREE BOTTON!</span></span><span style="text-decoration: line-through;"><br />
Leave a comment on this or any other June strip or blog post to enter the drawing for a free BOTton! </span><a title="BOTton contest details" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/11/strip-150-celebration-botton-giveaway/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Details here</span></a><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">.</span></p>
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		<title>JEFBOT.154_Human Nature</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/19/jefbot154_human-nature/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/19/jefbot154_human-nature/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shootzee</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/19/jefbot154_human-nature/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-06-19-humannature.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>I learned this particular technique of waking people up from - surprise, surprise - my sister Linda, who would wake me and my other sister Laura up by putting ice cubes in our beds while we were sleeping. Needless to say, it worked. Find out next Tuesday how well it works on ferrets and hamsters.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/19/jefbot154_human-nature/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2009-06-19-humannature.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>I learned this particular technique of waking people up from - surprise, surprise - my sister Linda, who would wake me and my other sister Laura up by putting ice cubes in our beds while we were sleeping. Needless to say, it <em>worked</em>. Find out next Tuesday how well it works on ferrets and hamsters.</p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">WIN A FREE BOTTON!</span></span><span style="text-decoration: line-through;"><br />
Leave a comment on this or any other June strip or blog post to enter the drawing for a free BOTton! </span><a title="BOTton contest details" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2009/06/11/strip-150-celebration-botton-giveaway/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Details here</span></a><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">.</span></p>
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