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		<title>JEFBOT.96_Teeny Bopper</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/21/jefbot96_teeny-bopper/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2008-11-21-teenybopper.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>There must be something seriously wrong with me, in that I keep cracking myself up drawing Xinda&#8217;s rampages. I swear this will be the last time I&#8217;ll have her punching, kicking, spraying, poking, stomping or stabbing anything or anyone for at least the next several strips. See, even just writing that made me chuckle! I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/21/jefbot96_teeny-bopper/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2008-11-21-teenybopper.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>There must be something seriously wrong with me, in that I keep cracking myself up drawing Xinda&#8217;s rampages. I swear this will be the last time I&#8217;ll have her punching, kicking, spraying, poking, stomping or stabbing anything or any<em>one</em> for at least the next several strips. See, even just writing that made me chuckle! I have a problem.</p>
<p>Anyway, I had no clue about <em>Twilight</em> until my sister Linda gave me the book and <em>insisted</em> I read it. Even then I didn&#8217;t realize what a phenomenon it was/would become. I liked it, not nearly as much as my sister and niece, but, as evidenced by the strip above, I&#8217;m apparently not part of the core demographic.</p>
<p><span style="color: #339966;"><strong>TRIVIA ALERT</strong></span>: Eagle-eyed readers noticed jefbot reading <em>Twilight</em> a few months back in <a title="JEFBOT.77" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/09/16/jefbot77_the-short03/" target="_blank">this strip</a> (fourth panel).</p>
<p><span style="color: #339966;"><strong>ALSO</strong></span>: Check out the <a title="Rad Tee" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/19/win-this-awesome-jefbot-t-shirt/" target="_blank">blog post below</a> for your chance(s) to get in the drawing for a FREE JEFBOT T-SHIRT!!! The contest is over in a week so (as Arnie would say) DO IT NOW!</p>
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		<title>Win This RAD JEFBOT Tee!</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/19/win-this-awesome-jefbot-t-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new JEFbot t-shirt is almost here! But first I&#8217;m having this contest to give a few of them away as a &#8220;thank you&#8221; to you readers. This time, there are three chances to get into the drawing for these sweet, luxurious tees. Check &#8216;em out:
Chance #1: This one&#8217;s easy. Just shoot me an email letting me know the number or title of your favorite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="    alignleft" style="margin: 0px; border: 0px;" src="/blogpix/botpix/jefbot_kat_shirt.jpg" alt="JEFBOT_Kick Ass Tee" width="250" height="250" />The new JEFbot t-shirt is <em>almost</em> here! But first I&#8217;m having this contest to give a few of them away as a &#8220;thank you&#8221; to you readers. This time, there are three chances to get into the drawing for these sweet, luxurious tees. Check &#8216;em out:</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #008000;">Chance #1:</span></strong> This one&#8217;s easy. Just <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><a title="Chance #1!" href="mailto:jefbot@monsteryou.com?subject=Hey Jeff, my favorite strip is:" target="_blank">shoot me an email</a></span></span> letting me know the number or title of your favorite JEFbot strip. If you can&#8217;t name one off the top of your head, check out <a title="JEFbot archive" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/webcomic-archive/" target="_blank">the archives</a>, find one you like, and email me. Simple.</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #008000;">Chance #2:</span></strong> You have to be on the JEFbot e-mailing list to find out what to do for this one. If you aren&#8217;t on the mailing list already, it&#8217;s not too late. Just email me by <a title="Chance #2!" href="mailto:jefbot@monsteryou.com?subject=Assimilate Me Into the JEFBOT Mailing List!" target="_blank">clicking here</a> and I&#8217;ll put you on the list and instructions will follow when the next email goes out. Pretty simple.</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #008000;">Chance #3: MOMBOT&#8217;s Bonus Round: </span></strong>As in the last contest, my mom&#8217;s generously donating a shirt for an extra chance for someone to win a tee. Since the symbol on mombot&#8217;s character is a dragonfly, find the dragonfly (and not the one on her shirt, for reals) hidden in one of the strips mombot appears in (you&#8217;ll know it when you see it). Then <a title="Chance #3!" href="mailto:jefbot@monsteryou.com?subject=Hey Jeff, I found the dragonfly! It's in:" target="_blank">email me here</a> with the strip number or title. A little harder, but there&#8217;s a way to keep this simple too, if you put your mind to it.</p>
<p>So that&#8217;s it! You have three chances to win (please submit only a single entry per &#8220;chance,&#8221; though), so do one, two or all three. The contest starts today and goes through next Friday, November 29, 2008. After that, I&#8217;ll be putting names in hats and someone trustworthy will draw out the winners, who will be announced soon after.</p>
<p>Let the contest begin&#8230; NOW! Good luck, everybody!!!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="JEFBOT_kick ass tee graphic" src="/blogpix/botpix/jefbot_kickasstee_graphic.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="239" /></p>
<p>Oh, and if you want to just <em>buy</em> a shirt, I&#8217;ll start doing pre-orders once these festivities are over.</p>
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		<title>JEFBOT.95_One Step Too Far</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/18/jefbot95_one-step-too-far/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jeffschuetze.com/?p=173</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/18/jefbot95_one-step-too-far/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2008-11-18-onesteptoofar.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Since jefbot can&#8217;t use his balance board anymore, this strip concludes the Wii Fit storyline. Sadly, my own board is currently gathering dust under a couch, but I&#8217;m hoping to get some use out of it before I start packing on the pounds once Thanksgiving hits. It might already be too late.
If you missed &#8216;em, here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/18/jefbot95_one-step-too-far/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2008-11-18-onesteptoofar.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Since jefbot can&#8217;t use his balance board anymore, this strip concludes the Wii Fit storyline. Sadly, my own board is currently gathering dust under a couch, but I&#8217;m hoping to get some use out of it before I start packing on the pounds once Thanksgiving hits. It might already be too late.</p>
<p>If you missed &#8216;em, here&#8217;s what happened previously:<br />
• <a title="JEFBOT.92" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/07/jefbot92_getting-fit/" target="_self">Getting Fit<br />
</a>• <a title="JEFBOT.93" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/11/jefbot93_a-bad-fit/" target="_self">A Bad Fit<br />
</a>• <a title="JEFBOT.94" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/14/jefbot94_what-a-feeling/" target="_blank">What a Feeling</a></p>
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		<title>JEFBOT.94_What a Feeling</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/14/jefbot94_what-a-feeling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/14/jefbot94_what-a-feeling/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2008-11-14-whatafeeling.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Apologies to Jennifer Beals and Mark Kelly. And blame my friend Bryan for this one - he wanted to see the Cornfather in leg warmers.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/14/jefbot94_what-a-feeling/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2008-11-14-whatafeeling.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Apologies to <a title="Flashdance" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcp7v0uoybc" target="_blank">Jennifer Beals</a> and <a title="Mark Kelly in KIA commercial" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9vEZ9mXHTQ" target="_blank">Mark Kelly</a>. And blame my friend <a title="bryan at JAGS" href="http://www.justanothergamesite.com/1/category/bryan/1.html" target="_blank">Bryan</a> for this one - he wanted to see the Cornfather in leg warmers.</p>
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		<title>JEFBOT.93_A Bad Fit</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/11/jefbot93_a-bad-fit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jeffschuetze.com/?p=171</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/11/jefbot93_a-bad-fit/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2008-11-11-abadfit.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>When you boot up Wii Fit for the first time, perhaps Nintendo should consider displaying some sort of warning before letting you step on the balance board and watch your skinny Mii avatar gain all the weight your body holds in the real world. Specifically when friends and/or family are around.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/11/jefbot93_a-bad-fit/"><img src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/comics/2008-11-11-abadfit.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>When you boot up <em><a title="wii fit link" href="http://www.wiifit.com" target="_blank">Wii Fit</a></em> for the first time, perhaps Nintendo should consider displaying some sort of warning before letting you step on the <a title="wii fit balance board" href="http://www.nintendo.com/wiifit/launch/#/what_is_wii_fit/wii_fit_board" target="_blank">balance board</a> and watch your skinny <a title="mii of the day site" href="http://www.showmii.com/" target="_blank">Mii</a> avatar gain all the weight your body holds in the real world. Specifically when friends and/or family are around.</p>
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		<title>Interview on Just Another Game Site</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/08/interview-on-just-another-game-site/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 03:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was on the phone recently for an interview with Bryan Mashinter of Just Another Game Site. Check out the transcription of it by clicking here: justanothergamesite.com.
Videogames have been a huge part of my life since I first discovered an old Pong-playing console in a closet of my parent&#8217;s house when I was a kid. As [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" style="float: left; margin-left: 6px; margin-right: 6px;" src="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/blogpix/comicbiz/jagslogo_2008_1108.jpg" alt="just another game site logo" width="200" height="92" />I was on the phone recently for an interview with Bryan Mashinter of<em> Just Another Game Site. </em>Check out the transcription of it by clicking here: <a title="JAGS, jefbot interview, part 1" href="http://www.justanothergamesite.com/1/post/2008/11/just-another-birthday-editionjefbot-interview-pt-1.html" target="_blank">justanothergamesite.com</a>.</p>
<p>Videogames have been a huge part of my life since I first discovered an old Pong-playing console in a closet of my parent&#8217;s house when I was a kid. As you can surmise <a title="JEFBOT.92_Getting Fit" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/11/07/jefbot92_getting-fit/" target="_blank">from</a> <a title="JEFBOT.13_Halo 3" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2007/10/10/halo-3-legendary-michael-master-chief-helmet/" target="_blank">many</a> <a title="JEFBOT.42_Guitar Hubris" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/04/16/jefbot-and-michael-play-rock-band/" target="_blank">a</a> <a title="JEFBOT.46_Give Me Liberty (City)" href="http://www.jeffschuetze.com/2008/04/30/jefbot-brings-home-gta-iv/" target="_blank">strip</a>, they still play a big part. So when Bryan contacted me about possibly doing an interview for his site, I jumped at the chance. What ensued was an epic, 2 hour conversation about videogames and the JEFbot webcomic, which Bryan has thankfully distilled into more manageable chunks, the first part of which can be found <a title="jefbot interview, part one" href="http://www.justanothergamesite.com/1/post/2008/11/just-another-birthday-editionjefbot-interview-pt-1.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re a videogame fan (I know there are a lot of you readers who are), bookmark the <a title="Just Another Game Site" href="http://www.justanothergamesite.com" target="_blank"><em>Just Another Game Site</em></a>. In addition to Bryan, whose reviews I&#8217;ve found I can trust, it also has a very enthusiastic staff posting reviews, comments and opinions about videogames, and I think you&#8217;ll enjoy it.</p>
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